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Range Anxiety

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Meet the new factory manager.

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

"Sir, one of the floor models is turning off customers, and I think it's doing it on purpose."

Photocoffier.

Man on Island.

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

Dogfights/Drone Fights

'Can't talk now. I'm on a virtual holiday.'

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

STRIP Hambone: Latest in portable computers

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"

"They've replaced the company car."

"Seriously? After binoculars and massive camera zooms, now drones! Darn bird-watchers!"

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