Social Media Sharers Pillows

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Wanna talk about it?

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"Well...at least you don't s**t on my ideas."

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

Garden of Earthly Delights

"We'd like somewhere off the beaten track but Instagram friendly."

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

"Say 'cheese'!"

". . .Release the Grunwalds now! Do not make us resort to force!"

If Dogs Made Perfume

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

Trickle down...

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

'She blogged her first word today.'

'So tell me more about your mother...'

"These photos are so great. I can't wait to post them during peak hours over the next week to maximise jealousy."

Couple in bed. Man says: 'Are you BLOGGING this?'

"We'll you're never gonna get it."

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

I'm sending a video of this to the kids so they can watch it in the car. Lookout Point.