Decorate their office or tech space with a vibrant print celebrating their role as a network specialist—an inspiring and witty addition to any workspace or home decor.
Introduction to Computer Science. In this class we'll cover hardware design, software engineering, cyber security, networking and many other topics. Later you can take advanced classes and study these subjects in great detail. The scary part is no matter how much we learn about computers we'll never know as much about them as they know about us!
'I blame the network.'
Modern Native American Names
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!
'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'
Networking
'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'
Gadget geek.
The World Wide Web.
"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."
'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'
"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."
"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."
"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"
"It's not just him. The whole system's down."
"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"
'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'
Network Extending from Buttonhole
'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'
"Thank God! Someone to network with!"
"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"
"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."
"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."
I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.
"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."
"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."
"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."
"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."
"What did you think of the encryption article?"
Cloud Computing.
Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"
'Do you have 4G up here?'
"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"
"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."
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