Computer Repair Technician Pillows

STRIP Hambone: Over charged on a repair bill

Sad looking computer with plasters and a black eye

"We fix a lot of computers only used for homework...I can only guess your son is studying to manage an adult bookstore?"

Go on! Pick a card.

"I'm afraid you've got a bad case of gobbledeegook!"

Colin had his own way of dealing with a computer malfunction

Computer repair

"Apparently, your disgusting filthy phone gave your laptop a virus!"

"Can I visit it?"

"While you were out - I sorted that computer problem!"

"Yes, I know how to fix it! I watched a 12 year-old do it on a YouTube video."

'I'm pretty sure it's the WWF virus!'

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

'It's working all right for me -- it must not have any respect for you.'

'It appears to be a blog clog.'

"I could perscribe a massive amount of painkillers, but I'm the computer repairman."

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

'He's a Court Reporting Machine Whisperer.'

'Your Dell went to hell.'

To continue with tech support, you must be in front of your computer and have a soldering iron, a voltmeter and a circuit tester available.

Hunt 'N' Peck Hardly Used Computers.

'Her memory's going - can I get it put right on the National Health?'

"Do you think one of you geniuses could come up with a comfortable bar stool?"

Computer Frustration

Jesus forgets to save.

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Evolution.

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

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