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"Nah, it can't just be that the plug's out. That would be too simple and inexpensive."

"There's nothing wrong with your computer, I think it's all in your head."

"NOW TRY ANOTHER BLOODY VIRUS SCAN!"

'He's rebooting the computer '

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"I tried fixing the computer myself. As soon as a professional fixes all the damage I caused, we can use it."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

A DIY disaster.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

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Don't worry, the first thirty years working here are the hardest.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

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'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

Lazy plumber.

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"Never marry an engineer."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

Go on! Pick a card.

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

Our Computer is Up/Down.

Handy-lion

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"