Computer Repair Aficionado Pillows

'Here, check it by processing my bill.'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

Facebook For Dogs.

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

"Was it a fuse?"

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"The blow drier is broken."

Essex computer.

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

"Nap time."

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

Our Computer is Up/Down.

'I cam for your obsolete operating system.'

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you installed it.'

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.