Computer Repair Aficionado Mugs

'Here, check it by processing my bill.'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Windows or Mac?

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Facebook For Dogs.

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

"Was it a fuse?"

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

Essex computer.

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"The blow drier is broken."

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

"Nap time."

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

'I cam for your obsolete operating system.'

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you installed it.'

"Your engine is experiencing a lot of internal combustion right now. Here's the name of a good psychotherapist."