Pc Repair Pillows

Astronaut hammers his pc onto desk.

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Jack of all trades

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

Tool Box

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

A DIY disaster.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

Don't worry, the first thirty years working here are the hardest.

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

The world's most unemployable family

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Lazy plumber.

Bob’s Museum

Computer operator welding machine.

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"Never marry an engineer."

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."