Computer Technician Mugs

'Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?'

'Hello tech support? When I simultaneously press CTRL, TAB, ALT, NUM Lock, and Page Up keys, my fingers hurt.'

STRIP Hambone: Using Tippex on a monitor

Evolution.

I can be upgraded, can you?

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'Sorry we had to kill you, but it was the only way we could get some computer tech support up here.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'My password is 'again'. Whenever I forget my password, the computer message says 'Try again'.'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'You sure you've got Photoshop experiance.'

'Have you tried switching OFF and ON again?'

'Help!'

"I think we could work very well together."

'I back up my files religiously. I pray nothing happens to them.'

Salesman to computer buyer: 'It's a very user-friendly model.'

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'Encryption. You must be joking. It took me six months just to learn how to email.'

'I'm a software engineer, so I can confirm it works by magic.'

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

Web cams. Web scams

A Complicated Computer.

'He wants a system with lots of memory,but without a mouse.'

'IT support? I need a hug..'

Fortune-teller: 'AHH, what the...?!'

"Relax, I've come for your software."

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

"Mr Grimshaw, somebody's hacked into the office computer."

'I heard somebody talking about the world wide web, phew! Can you imagine the size of the spider?'

After the upgrade, crashes were far less frequent and seldom fatal.

"Nah, it can't just be that the plug's out. That would be too simple and inexpensive."

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

"Lassie, get tech support."

'Relax...empty your cache...clear your history.'

Oh great. Not only do we have a virus, but now the computer has developed an attitude.