Service Technician T-Shirts

Let me guess...reliable, fast technician!

'Maybe I should change this thing more often'

"Boss says the racks yours after hours, Mel. Just lock up."

Service plan 24-7

Ace Vacuum Repair: 'Our service really sucks.'

The Computer Bore

Jack of all trades

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Early cyborg.

The Not-So Smart Meter

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

Congratulations on your retirement!

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Battery Lighthouse

High speed cinder block

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'