Safety Testing Gifts

Crash Testing Clown Car.

'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?'

"Testing the world's first ejector seat for helicopters..."

'I don't like being a crash test dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'I don't like being a crash test dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

Kidnap victim is in truck of crash test car.

Crash Test Dummy trying out the stair lift.

Crash Test Dummy Surprise Birthday Parties.

'Hope this thing's right.'

'Er, it's okay...I'll get the next one.'

'It's completely normal to be nervous on your road test. Now, accelerate to 35mph and hit that wall.'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

'Do you think your father will believe this was just an 'accident'?'

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

'What a day. Do you want a lift home?' (Crash test dummies).

"Back in the day, I did that for a living. . ."

"Drive straight ahead, accelerate to 100 m.p.h...."

"Hey you, come back here with that stereo!"

"Your going on a very short journey"

Testing at the brickworks.

Crash-Test Dummies

"I don't get it...How are they able to drive home every day and then come back to work here without so much as a scratch?"

Crash Test Dummy Funerals.

'It doesn't work...'

You're sure it will work better this way? Crash Test Genius.

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Once again, the texting dummy has missed the wall.

See you later --- I'm sure we'll run into each other soon.

Crash test dummy attempts suicide

Slam the Limo into that Wall

Pool attached to child's bed.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.