Safety Testing Mugs

Crash Testing Clown Car.

'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?'

"Testing the world's first ejector seat for helicopters..."

'I don't like being a crash test dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'I don't like being a crash test dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

Kidnap victim is in truck of crash test car.

Crash Test Dummy trying out the stair lift.

'Hope this thing's right.'

'Er, it's okay...I'll get the next one.'

'It's completely normal to be nervous on your road test. Now, accelerate to 35mph and hit that wall.'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

'What a day. Do you want a lift home?' (Crash test dummies).

"Back in the day, I did that for a living. . ."

"Drive straight ahead, accelerate to 100 m.p.h...."

"Hey you, come back here with that stereo!"

"Your going on a very short journey"

Testing at the brickworks.

Crash-Test Dummies

'It doesn't work...'

Crash test dummy attempts suicide

Slam the Limo into that Wall

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Man using to much bug spray

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"