Safety Checks Gifts

Mash-Test Dummies.

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Beware of Falling Notice.

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Time Out For Teddy

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Nuclear waste.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Wear a helmet

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

The hall of bad ideas.

(Beware of the dog)

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"