Safety Checks Pillows

Mash-Test Dummies.

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Beware of Falling Notice.

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

Time Out For Teddy

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Nuclear waste.

Job Safety - Hardhat.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

Is this what they call inherent safety?

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

Wear a helmet

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

(Beware of the dog)

The hall of bad ideas.

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'