Safety Checklist Buff Pillows

'I knew it!! I just KNEW IT!!! - I KNEW we should have filled out a confined space entry permit!!'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

WHO checklist

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

Mash-Test Dummies.

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Halloween health & safety.

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

"It's the worst case of Sick Building Syndrome I've ever seen!"

'I'd think twice before picking c-4.'

Boyfriend Shirt.

"I'm looking over your results, Mr. Dumpty...and your cholesterol is dangerously high!"

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

'Do not be alarmed... this is only a drill!'

"What do I do when I get to the top?"

Piano Airbag

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

"Darn - zero steps again."

Crash Test Dummy Denied Insurance.

'You're drinking way too much coffee. To lower your blood pressure, I've got to inject you some milk.'