Safety Precautions Buff Pillows

Mash-Test Dummies.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

(Beware of the dog)

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Halloween health & safety.

'I know the fire's in the kitchen, but that program just irks the hell out of me.'

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

"It's the worst case of Sick Building Syndrome I've ever seen!"

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

'I'd think twice before picking c-4.'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

'Do not be alarmed... this is only a drill!'

Start of the school year

'You're allergic to medical allergy bracelets.'