Safety Inspections Pillows

Think Zero Defects

"Can't see any potential problems here."

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Time Out For Teddy

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Nuclear waste.

Job Safety - Hardhat.

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

Is this what they call inherent safety?

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

Wear a helmet

"Office of quality assurance"

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

The hall of bad ideas.