Safety Compliance Pillows

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'Starting tomorrow, out new Health and Safety policy dictates that we must provide individually sealed brandy rations...'

Man sees danger of death sign. Arrows from sign are locked up.

Pool attached to child's bed.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Man using to much bug spray

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Baby on board.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

The new normal

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

On the brink.

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"We need a union!'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"