"Now the last part of the driving test, driver: Parallel parking..."
Driving Test Defiers Gifts
Looking for a gift for the driving test defier in your life? Our collection captures their rebellious spirit with humorous and bold designs that celebrate slamming the brakes on convention. Perfect for inspiring confidence and sharing a laugh, these items turn defiance into a fun statement. Whether they’re celebrating passing—or just resisting the test altogether—we have playful and witty gifts that match their fearless attitude.
"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"
'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'
Former Auto Crash Dummy. Replaced By Driverless Car.
The Sex life of a Driving Test Examiner, "Thank you. I will not ask you to perform that manoeuvre again."
"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"
'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'
"Don't let this one take any cars out for a test-drive!"
'Oversensitive Car Alarm'
'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'
"Right I've checked everything 6 times. Surely nothing can go wrong this time."
Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!
How was my emergency stop?
'Well? Did you pass?'
Frog rearview mirror ornaments.
'That's for letting my wife pass her test yesterday - this morning she crashed my car!'
'It doesn't work...'
Wall.
'It's HIS fault, he was doing the speed limit!'
'Sorry you've failed'
Seatbelt Use
'To be honest, the only reason I don't leave her is because she takes my penalty points on her licence.'
"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."
"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."
"Could we try parking again please, Mr. Zog?"
Driving Test Centre: Letters and Bribes.
"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."
"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."
'Okay, at the T in the road, go straight.'
"I wouldn't worry about it -- this is marketing's headache."
"I;ll try to get into reverse again - maybe 'Third time lucky'!"
Sedan chair company crash testing centre
"Drive straight ahead, accelerate to 100 m.p.h...."
Slow down!
'Hope this thing's right.'
Driving Test Defiers Gifts Collection
Driving Test Defiers Mugs
Explore our fun collection of mugs designed for driving test defiers—perfect for their morning coffee and fearless attitude.
Driving Test Defiers Pillows
Brighten their space with pillows featuring witty messages for those who dare to defy the driving test with humor.
Driving Test Defiers Prints
Decorate with our bold prints that capture the rebellious and humorous spirit of driving test defiers, ideal for their space or garage.
Driving Test Defiers T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts that celebrate the bold and rebellious spirit of driving test defiers with humorous and eye-catching designs.