Test Driver Mugs

"I wouldn't worry about it -- this is marketing's headache."

Sedan chair company crash testing centre

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

'It doesn't work...'

'...He looks like a safe fellow to me.'

'Hope this thing's right.'

Slow down!

"Don't let this one take any cars out for a test-drive!"

Former Auto Crash Dummy. Replaced By Driverless Car.

"Drive straight ahead, accelerate to 100 m.p.h...."

Ethics exam cheater.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Better times ahead.

Exit Next Left

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'