Car Tester Mugs

'It's official - seventy miles per gallon.'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Rust test in progress.

Product Testing Department

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

Former Auto Crash Dummy. Replaced By Driverless Car.

The Sex life of a Driving Test Examiner, "Thank you. I will not ask you to perform that manoeuvre again."

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

"Don't let this one take any cars out for a test-drive!"

Disoriented while talking on his cell phone, Pat made a series of wrong turns in the unfamiliar office park.

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

"I won't go near one of those driver-less things until they iron out the bugs."

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

'So how was work, Honey?'

Crash Test Dummy Denied Insurance.

"You'd think they'd at least offer health insurance with this job."

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

'It doesn't work...'

MOT Emissions Test: Pass/Fail.

'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'

"An example of my game cheat skills is that I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this games tester interview."