Experimental Driver Gifts

Josh tests his theory that by driving backward through a quick-pass toll lane, he can get money ADDED to his credit card account.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Better times ahead.

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Exit Next Left

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

'God's speed.'

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."