Experimental Driver Prints

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

Better times ahead.

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Exit Next Left

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'God's speed.'

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.