Driving Experimenter Gifts

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Sometimes Y Turn

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Street signs you don't want to see.

Lost around a military base.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Learner Driver

Man helping a mini learner driver

Safe Driving.

Steep learning curve ahead.

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

"Is there a problem officer?"

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

I love my motor.

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

'I need both hands for steering.'

'The penguin is upset...'

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

Can't read 'SLOW'.