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Caution, Student Self-Driver

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Sometimes Y Turn

Street signs you don't want to see.

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Lost around a military base.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Learner Driver

Safe Driving.

Man helping a mini learner driver

Steep learning curve ahead.

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

"Is there a problem officer?"

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

'The penguin is upset...'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

I love my motor.

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

'I need both hands for steering.'

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'