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"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Sometimes Y Turn

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Lost around a military base.

Street signs you don't want to see.

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Man helping a mini learner driver

Learner Driver

Safe Driving.

Steep learning curve ahead.

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'I need both hands for steering.'

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"Dadgum this color blindness."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

I love my motor.

'The penguin is upset...'

"Is there a problem officer?"

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'