Driving Expert Gifts

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Sometimes Y Turn

Street signs you don't want to see.

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Lost around a military base.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Safe Driving.

Man helping a mini learner driver

Learner Driver

Steep learning curve ahead.

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

I love my motor.

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

"Dadgum this color blindness."

'The penguin is upset...'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

'I need both hands for steering.'

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

"Is there a problem officer?"

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'