Driving Instructors Gifts

How's My Driving?

"Now the last part of the driving test, driver: Parallel parking..."

Crash-text Dummies: Two Crash-test Dummies texting about to crash into the Crash Test barrier.

'When are you going to teach me 'road rage'?'

Caution: Multi-ton vehicles driven by morons barrelling along, next billion miles.

"And remember, the hand position on the steering wheel is 10 & 2, 9 & 3, 8 & 4."

'The penguin is upset...'

'It's been quite a while if you don't find reverse soon, we'll freeze to death...'

Juliet should have asked where for art Romeo the old fashioned way, calling from a balcony, not by texting him while he was driving.

'Could you please stop referring to on-coming traffic as imminent threats?'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Drunk Driving School

OMG - texting while driving.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Skipping Horse

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

The Victors

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

The Runaway Horse

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Riding School Chaos

Pony Rides

Stubborn Horse

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Sometimes Y Turn

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'