Driver Education Teacher Gifts

'Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Sometimes Y Turn

Street signs you don't want to see.

Lost around a military base.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

Man helping a mini learner driver

Safe Driving.

Learner Driver

Steep learning curve ahead.

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

'The penguin is upset...'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

'I need both hands for steering.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"Is there a problem officer?"

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

Can't read 'SLOW'.