Driving Teachers Gifts

'The penguin is upset...'

'Could you please stop referring to on-coming traffic as imminent threats?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Sometimes Y Turn

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Street signs you don't want to see.

Lost around a military base.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Learner Driver

Safe Driving.

Man helping a mini learner driver

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Steep learning curve ahead.

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

'I need both hands for steering.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"Is there a problem officer?"

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

Can't read 'SLOW'.