Driving School Staff Gifts

'Was that a red light? You should know that it is highly unethical to take liberties just because the instructor is drunk...'

'You call that teaching?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Sometimes Y Turn

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Street signs you don't want to see.

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

Lost around a military base.

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Man helping a mini learner driver

Safe Driving.

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Learner Driver

Steep learning curve ahead.

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

'I need both hands for steering.'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

Back to school: The Horror,

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'The penguin is upset...'

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

"Is there a problem officer?"