Driving School Owner Gifts

"So, it wasn't a typo then?!"

"Wow, this car has great acceleration!"

'Road rage school of Motoring'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Bob's Driving School.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Sometimes Y Turn

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Lost around a military base.

Street signs you don't want to see.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Man helping a mini learner driver

Learner Driver

Safe Driving.

Steep learning curve ahead.

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

'The penguin is upset...'

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

"Is there a problem officer?"

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

Back to school: The Horror,

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'I need both hands for steering.'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'