Driving School Owner Pillows

"So, it wasn't a typo then?!"

"Wow, this car has great acceleration!"

'Road rage school of Motoring'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Bob's Driving School.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Sometimes Y Turn

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Street signs you don't want to see.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Lost around a military base.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Safe Driving.

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

Man helping a mini learner driver

Learner Driver

Steep learning curve ahead.

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

'The penguin is upset...'

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'I need both hands for steering.'

Back to school: The Horror,

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

"Is there a problem officer?"

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'