Driving School Operator Pillows

"But we'd already done the emergency stop."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Sometimes Y Turn

Street signs you don't want to see.

Caution May Contain Nuts.

Lost around a military base.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Safe Driving.

Man helping a mini learner driver

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Learner Driver

Steep learning curve ahead.

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

'The penguin is upset...'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

'I need both hands for steering.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Back to school: The Horror,

"Is there a problem officer?"

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"