Driving Teachers Pillows

'The penguin is upset...'

'Could you please stop referring to on-coming traffic as imminent threats?'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Sometimes Y Turn

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Street signs you don't want to see.

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Lost around a military base.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Man helping a mini learner driver

Safe Driving.

Learner Driver

Steep learning curve ahead.

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

'I need both hands for steering.'

"Is there a problem officer?"

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"