Driving School Operator Gifts

"But we'd already done the emergency stop."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Sometimes Y Turn

Street signs you don't want to see.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Lost around a military base.

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Safe Driving.

Learner Driver

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Man helping a mini learner driver

Steep learning curve ahead.

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'The penguin is upset...'

Back to school: The Horror,

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

'I need both hands for steering.'

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

"Is there a problem officer?"

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'