Drivers Ed Teacher Gifts

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Sometimes Y Turn

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Lost around a military base.

Street signs you don't want to see.

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Safe Driving.

Man helping a mini learner driver

Learner Driver

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Steep learning curve ahead.

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

'The penguin is upset...'

"Is there a problem officer?"

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

'I need both hands for steering.'

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

Can't read 'SLOW'.