Drivers Ed Teacher Gifts

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Sometimes Y Turn

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

Street signs you don't want to see.

Lost around a military base.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Man helping a mini learner driver

Learner Driver

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Safe Driving.

Steep learning curve ahead.

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

'The penguin is upset...'

"Is there a problem officer?"

Caution, Student Self-Driver

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

'I need both hands for steering.'

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"