Driver's Ed Instructor Gifts

'Okay, yesterday, I drove 20 miles too fast but last week, I drove just 30 miles when the speed limit was 50. That means I've got 20 miles in credit, right?'

"Son, I don't care about cursive writing, but did they teach you how to parallel park?"

Skipping Horse

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

The Victors

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

The Runaway Horse

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

Riding School Chaos

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Pony Rides

Stubborn Horse

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Sometimes Y Turn

Lost around a military base.

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"You are not going to the meet in the horse-box. The walk will do you good."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

Street signs you don't want to see.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

A Girl and Her Horse

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

Safe Driving.

Man helping a mini learner driver

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'