Driver's Ed Instructor Gifts

'Okay, yesterday, I drove 20 miles too fast but last week, I drove just 30 miles when the speed limit was 50. That means I've got 20 miles in credit, right?'

"Son, I don't care about cursive writing, but did they teach you how to parallel park?"

"Thank goodness speed bumps were finally put in. They drive like maniacs around here!"

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Skipping Horse

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

The Runaway Horse

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

Riding School Chaos

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Pony Rides

Stubborn Horse

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Sometimes Y Turn

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"You are not going to the meet in the horse-box. The walk will do you good."

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

Street signs you don't want to see.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

Lost around a military base.

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

A Girl and Her Horse

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Safe Driving.