Driver Instructor Gifts

"Imagine an accident at 60mph..." "It would be like being hit by a 60 ton elephant."

"I'm gonna give you a D-Minus."

Yield ahead, school zone ahead,stop ahead,a head ahead.

Skipping Horse

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

The Runaway Horse

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Riding School Chaos

Pony Rides

Stubborn Horse

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Sometimes Y Turn

"You are not going to the meet in the horse-box. The walk will do you good."

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Street signs you don't want to see.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Lost around a military base.

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

A Girl and Her Horse

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Learner Driver

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Safe Driving.