Driving Instructors Mugs

How's My Driving?

"Now the last part of the driving test, driver: Parallel parking..."

Crash-text Dummies: Two Crash-test Dummies texting about to crash into the Crash Test barrier.

'When are you going to teach me 'road rage'?'

Caution: Multi-ton vehicles driven by morons barrelling along, next billion miles.

"And remember, the hand position on the steering wheel is 10 & 2, 9 & 3, 8 & 4."

'The penguin is upset...'

'It's been quite a while if you don't find reverse soon, we'll freeze to death...'

Juliet should have asked where for art Romeo the old fashioned way, calling from a balcony, not by texting him while he was driving.

'Could you please stop referring to on-coming traffic as imminent threats?'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Drunk Driving School

OMG - texting while driving.

Skipping Horse

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

The Runaway Horse

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

Riding School Chaos

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Pony Rides

Stubborn Horse

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Sometimes Y Turn

Street signs you don't want to see.

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

"You are not going to the meet in the horse-box. The walk will do you good."