Experimental Drinker Gifts

'Not bad -- now let's try it with a twist of lime.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Happy Hour

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

Plasma Ball

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

It's an experiment.

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"Hard day at the office Dear? You're swigging the Balsamic Vinegar."

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

Undercover Biophysicists

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Plasma Ball

Scientists building a tower

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

'And this is scraps.'

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.