Experimental Drinker T-Shirts

'Not bad -- now let's try it with a twist of lime.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Happy Hour

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

Plasma Ball

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

It's an experiment.

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"Hard day at the office Dear? You're swigging the Balsamic Vinegar."

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

Plasma Ball

Scientists building a tower

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

'And this is scraps.'

Undercover Biophysicists