Test Hero Pillows

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Good luck with all the revision...

Good Luck in your Exams.

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Nervous Student

Former Auto Crash Dummy. Replaced By Driverless Car.

'I'm sorry. It appears Mr. Mitchell won't be accepting any more information today.'

'Apparently your report had enough impact to make the airbag go off.'

'We better get him out of there! His heart rate and blood pressure are nearing last minute wine-shopper levels!'

Fast Track

"Don't let this one take any cars out for a test-drive!"

Now hiring numbers wonks to keep track of all the zeroes.

Don't you hate finding out that the kid you copied those test answers from is even dumber than you are.

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

'If she switches to essay tests none of us will ever be the same.'

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

'It doesn't work...'

Teacher to student with spots: 'Tests make you nervous and break out in what?'

"... And you're absolutely certain that this isn't a mirage?"

'Sorry I'm late, but I'm actually driving one of these things.'

'Test Pilot.'

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

Caution.

"I could have been successful if I had mastered the standardized test."

"I wouldn't worry about it -- this is marketing's headache."

"I own you, homework assignment!"

'You are advised to allow ten minutes at the end for demanding a re-mark.'

'Stop running your fingers through my hair, Rita.'