Test Season Superheroes Gifts

Teacher to student with spots: 'Tests make you nervous and break out in what?'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Super Student

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

'Thank you for not guessing.'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

'When I had my baby I learned the meaning of 24/7.'

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

Criminal Germs

"Gracie, don't worry so much about your big test... You know, when I was your age, I didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. Until I looked it up."

'He's at that difficult age: 0 to 16.'

Add your kids' ages together...

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Hello, parental support hotline? I was able to rise up and become super Mom. How do I get back down?'

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

'For me, this is actually an improvement; my wife is home with our octuplets.'

"Mommy is taking the nap that you refused to take."

'Well, nurse, it was a bit daft putting me next to this mirror!'

Exam Questions Foretold

"I just bought these smart headphones for parents. They mute all sarcastic remarks and complaining from my kids. I programmed them to do the same for my husband."

Potty Training.

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."