Test Season Gifts

Exam Questions Foretold

"Gracie, don't worry so much about your big test... You know, when I was your age, I didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. Until I looked it up."

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Ethics exam cheater.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Exam

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Nervous Oral Testing

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Examinations.

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"We thought this was more realistic."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

Good Luck with your finals.

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Thank you for not guessing.'

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

"Ted doesn't test well."

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Former Auto Crash Dummy. Replaced By Driverless Car.

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Study more to pass more tests.