Test Matches Gifts

Man contemplating suicide "Take it easy, Fenway, there's still two tests left!'

Ethics exam cheater.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Vendor selling testosterone.

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"We thought this was more realistic."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

Good Luck with your finals.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Thank you for not guessing.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

"Ted doesn't test well."

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

"Smart Arse"

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"