Test Cricket Gifts

'Just 3 problems with the England team - they can't bat, can't bowl and can't field!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Alternative fielding positions

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Cricket Accidents.

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'...I don't like your chances!'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Cricket widow's revenge 2

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

The world's first exploding cricket box...

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

Complaining cricket wives

Cricketer's funeral

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'How's that, Umpire?'

Multisports

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

Cricketer has the birds on his heels.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

Cricketer goes for marriage guidance

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'