Competition Season Gifts

"The best thing about winning an academic decathlon...is the new friends you make."

'Well, did you win or what?'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Bowled over again!

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'Can our software do that?'

Tension filled the tent.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Putin and Zelensky

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

The rocket powered skiier

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

10 K Tail-Chase

The Alpha Seltzer

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Ratminton

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Eat my dust!"

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.