Competition Season Pillows

"The best thing about winning an academic decathlon...is the new friends you make."

'Well, did you win or what?'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Can our software do that?'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Tension filled the tent.

Putin and Zelensky

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

The rocket powered skiier

The Alpha Seltzer

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Ratminton

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Eat my dust!"