Presentation Superheroes Gifts

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

In basket-case.

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Any questions?"

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

The Amazing Man-Spider

Lethal Presentation

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"You've changed."

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."